Wait what?
Wait what?
  • age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
  • now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

forever sad that i probaly wont ever be asked to homecoming or prom in a cute way

love-summer-love33:

I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

(Source: organmeat, via fake-mermaid)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it
  • At home: I want to go out, I want friends.
  • When I go out: I want to go home, I hate people.

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

(Source: clara-oswald, via heliolisk)

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

breakingbag:

my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’

(via bandsareprettyrad)